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Spells you should know. A handy reference guide

Spells you should know. A handy reference guide

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1 hour ago
17,136 notes

cell-mate:

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.

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6 hours ago
66,142 notes

fainthum:

pierce-the-hartbig:

whazzupholytrinity:

cxmfxrt:

mr—brightside:

WHY DO THEY NOT TEACH THIS IN SCHOOL?!

this is probably the most useful post i’ve ever reblogged in my life

I NEED THIS POST FRAMED

Reblog it could save a life

Reblogging so tranxio can see that last one. I think you will feel that this is important knowledge. Docvalentine, you should consider adding the second to last to your repertoire might be a good idea. I should probably try using the third from final on my own wardrobe.

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12 hours ago
655,073 notes

muddled-thought:

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

"Great for college girls"

I’m just gonna let that one rot out in the air on its own. But for serious, I’d use this walking around anywhere north of the river, tbh.

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12 hours ago
52,700 notes
naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

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12 hours ago
122,967 notes

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

The Charge of the Moose Brigade!

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14 hours ago
151,409 notes
disneymusictime:

m3at-dagg3r:

elleandtheoubliette:

vixianna:

yamino:

heckyeahelsanna:

headcanonsforelsanna:

sandwichesandsideburns:

I love how Hans is all subtle and Anna just CRASHES into him.

Does Anna even know how strong she is? I mean, she hit a wolf away with a lute. She just batted it away like it was nothing. And then she punches Hans flying off a boat. He arches. Arches.AND LET’S NOT FORGET SHE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BUST FAR AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. HOW STRONG IS THIS GIRL?

People also forget that she pulled kristoff up a cliff and pulled a tree down to hit marshmallow in the face… this girl

Anna born with superstrength and her while life her parents just told her she was clumsy and ordinary.  They didn’t want to deal with another weird superpowered daughter.

Headcanon accepted! Anna has super strength and Elsa has Ice Powers. They’d make a great crime fighti- wait…haven’t we seen that before?


HEADCANON DEFINITELY ACCEPTED NOW

Strength? Ice? SIBLINGS? Guys, you’re missing a thing:



Do you wanna throw the Mjolniiiiir? Or cross the Bifrost to Midgaaard?

disneymusictime:

m3at-dagg3r:

elleandtheoubliette:

vixianna:

yamino:

heckyeahelsanna:

headcanonsforelsanna:

sandwichesandsideburns:

I love how Hans is all subtle and Anna just CRASHES into him.

Does Anna even know how strong she is? I mean, she hit a wolf away with a lute. She just batted it away like it was nothing. And then she punches Hans flying off a boat. He archesArches.AND LET’S NOT FORGET SHE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BUST FAR AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. HOW STRONG IS THIS GIRL?

People also forget that she pulled kristoff up a cliff and pulled a tree down to hit marshmallow in the face… this girl

Anna born with superstrength and her while life her parents just told her she was clumsy and ordinary.  They didn’t want to deal with another weird superpowered daughter.

Headcanon accepted! Anna has super strength and Elsa has Ice Powers. They’d make a great crime fighti- wait…haven’t we seen that before?

HEADCANON DEFINITELY ACCEPTED NOW

Strength? Ice? SIBLINGS? Guys, you’re missing a thing:

image

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Do you wanna throw the Mjolniiiiir? Or cross the Bifrost to Midgaaard?

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1 day ago
238,070 notes

dangerhamster:

I get quizzed a lot about my sexual history with girls. That’s not okay.

[x]

have I mentioned that Meg Turney is one of my favourite human beings ever

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2 days ago
61,712 notes
soulisyes:

And now, slaves of the mighty glowcloud, the weather. 

soulisyes:

And now, slaves of the mighty glowcloud, the weather. 

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1 hour ago
1,148 notes
lyssie212:

lohikaarmeita:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing
They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me
He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air
Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson
Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone
All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh


I don’t remember the original version anymore


O

lyssie212:

lohikaarmeita:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

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I don’t remember the original version anymore

O

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12 hours ago
255,644 notes

tifent:

pickedyou:

tifent:

Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.

and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.

Can someone please

please

please

Draw someone with wings like that

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image

Large version

You’re welcome. :D

seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron

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12 hours ago
86,013 notes

camwyn:

eraofstories:

haaretz:

At least three dead in two shootings at Jewish centers in Kansas. 15-year-old boy reported to be critically wounded; police report one person was in custody; man reportedly yelled ‘Heil Hitler’ when police arrested him.

Click here for the full story and breaking developments

Reblogging again to add: 

Also, non-Jews, please spread this. People will forget about it otherwise. The police say they aren’t ready to call it a hate crime, despite the fact that witnesses have said that the man was asking people if they were Jewish and waiting for an affirmative response before shooting. The more people who are paying attention to this story the harder it will be for it to be swept under the rug. 

A lot of people are currently very excited about the recent Cap movie. If you believe that it was worthwhile for Steve Rogers to fight fictional nazis, please show that you care about the people harmed by those in the real world who still agree with Nazi ideology. If you can get super excited and make tons of posts about Cap, then you can do this too, right? (obviously there are people who are upset/triggered by this stuff, which is an entirely different situation. but if you can spread the word please do)

I’m very sorry to those of you who don’t come to my blog expecting to see news or other horrible real world stuff. I thought it was worth putting out there.

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12 hours ago
39,790 notes
commodifiedsouls:

ecumenicalseeker:

cryaotichiddles:

I found this, so I thought I’d chime in on this.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Yup, it really happened.

commodifiedsouls:

ecumenicalseeker:

cryaotichiddles:

I found this, so I thought I’d chime in on this.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

Yup, it really happened.

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1 day ago
48,724 notes

iminstitches442:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

lovelikeogkush:

This is too raw

Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around

These are actually quite true in everyday possible to me.

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2 days ago
571,554 notes